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A game about jelly beans in space that the internet won't shut the fuck up about
Hey, wanna play Among Us with me?
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"Orange sus he vented"
"No it's red he killed cyan in front of me"
Black was not the Imposter
Among Us in a nutshell
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Related to the waste and recycling streams, the use stream describes items that are still of value and which can be recovered for ongoing use by others.
Bob: I love my new blender!
Sarah: What are you going to do with your old one. It works, right, just without all the bells and whistles.
Bob: Exactly. I think I'll clean it up and give it to the thrift store so that it can be returned to the use stream.
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A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Verb: To make oneself or others lose braincells at a rapid, concerning rate.
"I played among us the other day, and lost braincells because of how stupid everyone was."
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the office (us) is sooo much better than the office (UK).
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this is the best way to break your friendships start trust issues and be absolutely angry
blue: HE KILLED PURPLE GREEN DID IT
green: NO I DID NOT YOUR LYING I LITERALLY SAW YOU JUMP IN THE VENT
everyone else: votes green
green: i hate all of you
everyone later: votes blue
Blue Was Not The Impostor
1 Impostor Remains.
red the impostor: B) looks like theres still an imposter "among us"
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