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Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018


Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025


Doing a Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity". Eventually ending up in a situation where its awkward for everyone.

Sam is doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old again.

by TrashyKing July 05, 2021


Doing A Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity" and eventually gets into a situation that's awkward for everyone.

Sams doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old. fucking pedos dude

by TrashyKing July 05, 2021


Invader Val

An deviantart artist who goes by: Invader VAL (Valentina for full name) mostly was online on Twitter, Roblox (Invader ZIM Roleplay game), Newgrounds, and TikTok. An Irkensona with personal problems and anger issues.

“Invader Val is such a unkown character!” “Invader Val is a irkensona!”

by iaccidentallyputwaterinmymilk October 03, 2024


The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024


The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024