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An irish-indian cover singer from new delhi, India. Usually covers arctic monkeys songs to a medium to large audience bi-monthly.
Fangirl: “Hey did you hear valerie mongan singing ‘you probably couldn’t see for the lights but you staring straight at me’ by arctic monkeys last month?”
Normal human: “No, i’m not a big fan of her or her music.”
This is the world's and universe's most perfect girl. If some want to say there is no such thing as perfect then this is the closest to perfect there ever was. This girl is sweet, understanding, honest, loyal, the prettiest, the most beautiful, and so on. This girl is someone you don't need to worry about them cheating on you, you don't need to worry about them not liking you for the person you are. They are perfect and everything a guy wants in a girl/woman as their girlfriend and wife. They have no flaws whatsoever and if they think they do their love will look right past them and see them as another reason why he crushes on her so much.
Person 1: whats your girlfriend's name again?
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.
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my best friend in the whole entire world.
my twin.
my but buddy.
my taco bell buddy.
my ride.
lol.
the girl who is better than you.
my friend not yours.
the sweetest girl in the world.
i love you valerie.
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wow..... valerie purcell is amazing
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This exotic creature can only be found once in earths lifetime. Possessing an abstractly conflicted aura of severe negativity, any human being unlucky enough to encounter her will forever be damaged. It is advised to stay away for your own sake.
Derek: I once met Valerie Lim
Nate: Oh really what happened?
Derek: She did my head in so I took advantage of her
Nate: Right thurr
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"Pulled a Valerie Dominguez" refers to the act of signing documents without reviewing them. Valerie Dominguez is a Colombian celebrity and Miss Colombia 2005-2006. She confessed to be involved in a corruption scandal in which she applied to a government-funded subsidy program without having the proper legal qualifications to do so. She claimed as a defense strategy having signed all the applicable documents without reading them before.
Example: "I just pulled a Valerie Dominguez with my cable tv contract. I hope I don't get fucked in the future".
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A wonderful person, Deserves wealth and rich. Very intelligent.
I wish I was Valerie l Cruz! She’s an amazing person.
someone who would go through anything for you, someone who would stand up to anyone for you, someone who would live for you but also die for you.
me: *threatens a kid for calling my bsf a slut*
savvy: ….you are my valerie