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The day for vegetarian women in which they receive a veggie burger and someone eating them out in the 69 position. This is on the same day as Steak and BJ day, the 14th March.
"Oh, it's steak and bj day, cook me that steak and suck my dick!" "Only if you grill that veggie burger and eat my pussy because its Veggie burger and 69 day!"
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When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)
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Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
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A person who does not drink or do drugs.
"Want to go out for a drink?"
"No, I don't drink alcohol."
"Oh, that's veggie life!"
Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).
Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
A special E.D. crippled orphan
Tyler- “Yo bro why you gotta be such a Veggie Tale bro”
Jayden-“A what?”
To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.
Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies