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Bang a girl doggy style, while hold her hair with one hand. Pull out and cum on your free hand, pull her hair and slick it back with your man goo.
That slutty girl I met at the OTB, I gave her a nasty velvet uncle then kicked her out.
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While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.
Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.
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Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
My sister gave me a velvet stretch.
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Ejaculating on a woman's back and then putting your cigarette out in the semen.
I had no where to put out my cigarette, so i pulled out, jized on her back and gave her the ol' velvet ashtray.
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NICE SILKY SMOOTH, SHAVED PUSSY
NAT HAS A VELVET UNDERGROUND
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1) A free spirit that refuses to be confined to society's standards. A person that expresses their true personality regardless of how they are perceived...Usually this is done through outrageous hair styles and colors, photography, web design, tattoos and piercings, music, dance, and art.
2) An obnoxious person that will do ANYTHING for attention. A COMPLETE fame whore.
3) Alternative Entrepreneurs. People who create brands based on alternative culture.
Example One
Guy 1: "Did ya hear about Sasha starting her own voyeur site?"
Guy 2: "Yeh man, she's a velvet angel now."
Example Two
John: "Why is it that everytime we go out with Dylan and Tyla, they always end up drunk and making out with random people?"
Shane: "That's just how those velvet angels roll."
Emily(thinking): I love dancing in sexy lingerie for my boyfriend. I think I'll turn that into a business so I can get rich and famous. (a velvet angel is born)
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When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.
I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.
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