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Vivianism, where in an argument the person you're arguing against is a boring dickhead and uses literal facts.
You - "If i threw a feather at you you'd still get knocked over."
Them - "Well actually feathers way almost nothing so it would be impossible for it to knock me over."
You - "Oh shut up with your vivianism, nerd"
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An unintentionally hilarious phrase or neologism spoken by a girl named Vivian that instantly derails any conversation into uncontrollable laughter. Vivianisms are born spontaneously, with full confidence, often taking a sharp detour from conventional speech by playing with the boundaries of language to create something new and iconic. Examples include gems like "It's not me, it's you" or referring to artists on Spotify as "streamers of sound." These linguistic masterpieces are delivered with such earnestness that you can’t help but admire the genius. A vivianism isn’t just a phrase—it’s a moment, a vibe, a whole mood.
"What am I kidding?" (We don't know what, who, or where she's kidding, all we know is a classic vivianism was just born.
"I'm feeling a little... darish!" (It sounds like Vivian meant to say "daring" but gave it a quirky, almost whimsical twist, coining a brand new adjective on the spot that captures the essence of a vivianism: confident, slightly off-kilter, and entirely endearing.)
The cutest couple in the world😍😍
They will be together for the rest of their lifes!!!
viviane and moritz
Moritz: „Damn babe u look georgeous today“
Viviane: „Thanks baby, i Love you“
Moritz: „Love you too honey“
A math teacher that signals the end for many students' GPAs
omg bwuh i have calc with vivian zhong im cooked
Generally, just a very nice girl. Kind of sad, that she leaves for Nuremberg, but that's still okay.
I'm really going to miss Vivian, especially after eating so much asian food with her together.
a really weird girl who likes boobs. she plays the flute and likes art. she also loves frank ocean. and crying. and crying to frank ocean.
me: where’s vivian?
girl: just scarfing down ranch in the trailer bathroom
me: …
A girl that is life of the party. Outgoing, adventurous, often spontaneous and possess an amazing and unique personality. Any guy would be lucky to have a Vivian.
Man 1: Yo who’s that girl dancing over there?
Man 2: That’s Vivian.
Man 1: sheesh she’s a Vivian? imma have to pipe that.
Man 2: Yeah man good luck my turn after .