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Vodka Vag is the term given to a woman who has a dry pussy due to drinking too many dry vodka martini's.
I tried to get with that drunk chick last night, but she had a bad case of "Vodka Vag"!
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Vodka milk?? Monday night?? Spoons with the ladzzzz not going Well??? Grab that vodka, bitttchhhh, add that milky boiii n the party ain't stopping there you end up dancing on the table to arctic monkeys like your history essay is 4999 words out of 5000 being that Sheffield lad u were born n raised ass bbabbyyy.
A drink only the bold would try, nearly a white Russian only a legend would be named after it, try it I dare ya but u will never be THE Vodka milk
Person 1: who is he? That keisha Becky boy over there? It's vodka milk.........?
Person 2: I have my tea with milk... Vodka milk
Person 3: I want a milf... a vodka milf
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Strongest of the strong. Smoothest of the smooth. Only a real man can take the punch of it.
Usually varies from 40-60% and is made either from potatoes or rye.
"Wladzimiesz took that polish vodka down like it water!"
"No shit! He's Polish!"
"Yeah, Zack couldn't handle the polish vodka so he had to switch back to Smirnoff."
"What a pussy!"
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(n) A large gobble of vodka, and by large, I mean four or five shots in a glass. The glass is then chugged (or gobbled) until finished. Chasers are allowed after the gobble
"Time for the all american Vodka Gobble!"
"Will I get on Julia? No, I need to be drunk...fucking drunk....like Vodka Gobble drunk....lets do it"
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Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.
"Man, she has amazing ะณััะดั!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."
If you mix more than 1:1 you will burn up all your tonic.... Don't do that!
Fill a glass of any size that suits your fancy with ice. Fill the glass 1/2 to 3/4 with the shittiest vodka you've got. Splash a little tonic on top.
Dave, make me a vodka and tonic and don't go burnin' up all my tonic!