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Unemployed/retired person posts, "Great day to play hooky. Oh wait...!".
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When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.
I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.
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The act of buying an engagement ring for your long time girlfriend, but never actually proposing.
Eric: "Hey Jess, has James given you that engagement ring he bought for you 13 years ago?"
Jess: "I wish!"
Eric: "So I see he's still pulling The Wheeler Wait"
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Best site on the planet. A blog whose company run by Tim Urban, a cool guy who's a blogger, also a tutor, a pianist, Apprentice contestant, a guy who had dinner with Elon-fucking-Musk and an awesome person.
The blog is well-known for its non-clickbait nature, with thought-provoking articles and thought-provoking conclusions written in a post-modern humorous way.
Some examples including A.I., cryonics, existentialism and mars colonizing.
Man, check out this cool site Wait But Why.
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Having to hold off going to the bathroom, because you're waiting for the scheduled arrival of a service-person or package delivery.
The cable guy said he'd be here between 9 and 12. I have two more hours of wee waiting to do.
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a term used in a group of people listening to house, techno, dubstep or DnB. a drop is usually preceded by an electronic drum beat and a modulation occasionally prompting one of the listeners to yell "here comes the drop!" the drop itself is a heavier beat, containing synth sounds and a heavier bass, anticipating listeners to attempt at dancing. of course none of them can because they're all a bunch white high school/college kids stooned and/or drunk off their ass.
douchey fratboy that discovered dubstep 3 hours ago: hey man this music sucks!
intellectual electronic music fan: nah brah just wait for the drop!
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Stall Waiting occurs when two women who are pee shy occupy adjacent stalls. They can't empty their bladderswhen anyone is nearby because it makes a noise when they urinate into the toilet. So they wait until one gives up still with a painfully full bladder and leaves. If there are no other persons in the Ladies Room, the woman who is still in the stall is able to pee after holding her bladder for all day at work. It was 3 p.m. She last peed at 7 a.m.
My girl friend Joan hates Stall Waiting. She can't pee in a a private stall when there are lines of women waiting for each toilet in a crowded rest stop Ladies Room. When she got back in the car, she cried. I asked her what was wrong. She reminded me that we started out 6 hours ago. This is the second time she couldn't pee. Her bladder was bulging painfully. That turned me on.
It also happens with guys. There is a sophmore nearby in our dorm at the university who stands at the urinal every morning and can't pee a drop and relieve his pee full morning bladder. He has a bad case of paruresis.
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