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When you throw your wallet at someone
Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!
Hip-hop reference for butt hole.
Guy one “sex was cool, till she stuck her finger in my ass”
Guy two “oh dude, she touched your glizzy wallet”
An unused condom that has been tucked away in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was intended for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as nostalgia for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.
"The date had not gone well, and Laura felt an awesome wave of relief when their waiter finally appeared with the check. As Chad took out his Harley-Davidson wallet to pay, Laura noticed a scuffy ring-shaped extrusion on it that can only be produced by a long forgotten wallet fossil. Suddenly it all made sense to her."
The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught
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a man who has a girlfriend
Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."
A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"
The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.
Used by New York City Police Department officers
Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.