When you throw your wallet at someone
Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!
Hip-hop reference for butt hole.
Guy one “sex was cool, till she stuck her finger in my ass”
Guy two “oh dude, she touched your glizzy wallet”
The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.
Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught
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a man who has a girlfriend
Guy 1: "I always buy food for my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "Yea, you're a total bitch wallet."
A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"
The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.
Used by New York City Police Department officers
Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.
When you put coins in the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
“Hey Larry can I borrow a Quarter?”
“Yeah let me get it out of my Jewish Wallet”