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Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga
Beaver Walrus
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wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
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A sex position where the mans hands and feet are tied to a bedpost. He thrusts back and forth in the chick. The most important part is at all times the man must have a live fish in his mouth.
" Dude Jill gave me the best retarded walrus last night." Said derek.
"Cool I'm fucking her after school."
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when you are receiving head from a female just before you bust a nut, slam her head down on your cock and make the jizz come out of her nose. This causes a walrus type movement.
D-Car: Yo son, that was a crazy party nigga!
Mat: hell yeah meng, I got head from that crazy bitch!
D-Car: Fo rizzeal? Do anything crazy?
Mat: Damn right, floppy walrus'd that bitch.
D-Car: You my friend, are a straight up gangsta ass nigga.
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Name given to someone who is actually unbearably unattractive- but used as a pisstake to imply that he is actually a "fittie" Usually a large polish school-kitchen man who bears resemblance to both an army tank and a large fatty walrus. These men have also been known to possess similarity to SuperMario, hence (alternative) "Mario the Tank Walrus"
Girl 1 "Swooooooon! Who IS that fittie loading the conveyer belt?"
Girl 2 "Thats Mario. Mario the Tank-Walrus"
Girl 1 "Ooooo-eeee! I bet he has a huaaage schlong!"
Girl 2 "He sure does..."
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A Navy walrus is like a Navy SEAL except they are too fat to actually be a seal. Although they don't get assigned to any official "Walrus Team 6" etc etc, they do go on dangerous missions to places like Pizza Hut and places that offer all you can eat buffet and they are called on to go perform BDT ops aka Buffet Demolition Team.
Hey do you think that fat ass in the camo pants is just a redneck or maybe a Navy Walrus? It is hard to say because he is fat enough but does not seem to be eating like it's a mission.
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When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.
Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!
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