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Wanker

The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.

American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!

by FoxWing October 24, 2008

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wanker

He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003

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Wanker

A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".

"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too!"
"Shut up bitch, you're ruining it."

- Sexy Losers (sexylosers.com)

by AnonymousGuy October 28, 2003

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wanker

A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

by ScattyMatt July 6, 2005

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Wanker

Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.

Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.

by Georgie_Porgie August 20, 2009

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wanker

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker

by James K Ellington January 19, 2006

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Wanker

1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means

1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.

by Riley April 15, 2005

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