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to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.
Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!
The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"
It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.
Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."