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Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean
"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"
Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.
Wasn't she a table washer in high school?
When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.
"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"
"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."
The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
One who desires to be part of the athletic male group, usually lacks physical dominance, but yearns to belong at any cost, ball washer. Also known to wash balls during a practice or game, could even go so far as to lick their balls between ones legs, to be a part of, be accepted.
He's a bah washer..