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Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.
Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.
Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.
This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!
Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"
1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.
Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.
Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....
Ben: Alright the ways all clear.
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To tell people that you are going to great things in the future
Tom: You not gonna make it the NBA
Jerry: Watch the space
A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands
He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman