weather whore

Someone who obsessively checks the weather and recites weather reports at any chance they get. They may become irritated or upset when the weather does not end up as they expected.

Weather Whore: "It sucks you wore flip flops today because it is going to rain!"
Flip Flop Wearer: "Don't be such a weather whore! At least I look good."

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Snuggle weather

The act of two or more people snuggling during a thunderstorm. Or on a rainy day. Excluding body pillows.

Mike- hey Jen I heard it's supposed to thunderstorm tomorrow.
Jen- Great! Perfect snuggle weather.

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Rape Weather

Similar to creeper weather but at nighttime. At night when it's dark, foggy, and you can't see shit. And you become paranoid looking around for someone Who is following you.

Mary: Yo, last night I was walking the dog. It was total rape weather. Even the dog knew it.

Lizzy: That must have sucked, I always gets scared when that happens.

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carl weathers

Slang for Cocaine, randomised to keep people from knowing what the hell you are referring to.

"You got any Carl Weathers?"

"I'm just going to go to the toilet man, do some Carl"

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weather man

One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.

I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.

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weather radio

or NOAA weather radio.

Some radio you listen to get informations on upcoming hurricanes, tornadoes or other weather calamities.

EMO kids, people without lives get turned on by the three voices of NOAA.

Look! Jim is jacking off the weather radio because he thinks the female voice is sexy.

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How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

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