Dillon Webb

-Walks like a duck

- gets tossed around by his girl

-Only is with her for the goods
-Has a small peeper
-Trash at soccer
-Can't live without a girl

-Has common tacks as arms

-Weighs 60 pounds and hasn't put on weight since birth

Dude Dillon Webb is so queer

Why doesnt Dillon just dump his girl already