weed

1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.

2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.

3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.

I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.

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weed

weed is an amazing mood altering plant that relaxes your whole body and puts you off in a trance where you forget all your problems

Everyone is peaceful off the weed when they hit that blunt.

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Weed

The flowing buds of the hemp plant.

known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.

Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.

"Yo man my day was stressful and i hurt my back, pack a bowl of weed and lets relax"

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weed

it is the greatest thing since sex.

its actually better then sex cause you can do it alone.
unless your lighter breaks. then you better have some shrooms.

everyone is doing it.. join on in
need a fix? call your local pot dealer at

1800-MARY

im gonna get shit faced drug and smoke an ounce of weed.

i got a great deal on an once, only 30 bucks for an ounce.

i smoked too much weed and now i forget what happened.

weed made me fail school.

that 70s show has people smoking fake weed.

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weed

Marijuana- bud, buddha, cheeba, chronic, dope, ganja, gangster, grass, hash, herb, mary jane, reefer, sinsemilla, skunk.

"People need to be educated on the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If he put it here and he wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that god is wrong?"

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessley repeating.

The herb is a gift from the earth. Why is it illegal you ask? I have no idea. It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit...unnatural?

"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."
"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time."
"Please don't throw your shit at me...unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana."i

Dante: Dude, where do you buy your pot?
Mr. Cheezle: From you, Dante.
Dante: Oh...THATS RIGHT! Hey, Mr. Cheezle!

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weed

sumthin that make a nigga get the munchiesand talk crazy

sumthin that can turn sum girlz on

Damn nigga i got the munchies, pass that blunt back dis way

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weed

grass from heaven used by the right people, the good people, non-christian people

used by people who want to live with ltos of fun in a social way =)

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