Wee Volcano

The artistic display created by holding ones foreskin closed twixt forefinger and thumb, and then urinating into it, filling the foreskin with urine to bursting point, and beyond...

Mike gripped his foreskin tightly and pee'd hard till it bulged like a wee Volcano ready to blow, then it erupted all over his kilt and legs

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Bum Wees

Liquid Diarrhea that comes out with such force it feels like you are urinating.

Dont go in there Sarah has bum wees.

That curry gave me bum wees for a few days.

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wee fanny

1. literal meaning: small vagina
2.commonly used in glasgow by ''neds'' to describe someone who is silly, annoying. ie dave shut up yah wee fanny.

''wit yah wee fanny?'' in english this would mean what did you say you little idiot/vagina?

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wee ninja

the greatest little ninja ever that lives between a rock and a hard place in ninja town
sort of a collectors item
there are many varieties

did you get your wee ninja yet
heck yes
wee ninjas are so awesome
heck yes

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Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

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wee bit

A set of words that means "a little bit"

Joe- Hey, did that steak give u heard burn?
Larry- Yeah a wee bit, but i'll be fine

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Wee Man

Jackass oompa-loompa that sk8boards.

Teenage Girl: LOOK! IT'S WEE MAN!
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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