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west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex.
West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.
Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.
On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
west essex is a jappy school with kids who get drunk every weekend.
Guy: Hey you know that one guy from dead rising?
Second guy: Frank West?
Guy: Yeah! He's covered wars you know!
West of philadelphia, a trendy first class party town home to west chester university of pennsylvania. A quaint historic village of thriving business, bars, and restaurants. A place where you can find anything youre looking for. Quality sports teams, GO RAMS! Kick ass bars, awesome parties, great food, and lovely women. Especially beautiful on those lovely fall days that drape the center of the city in shades of red, yellow and orange. West chester, I will always heart you.
West chester is the best small town in southeastern pennsylvania.
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A suburb outside of Portland, Oregon.
You might be from West Linn if....
-You see Escalades, Hummers, Range Rovers, and Mercedes everywhere
-Your McDonald's has a plasma flat screen TV in it
-Some of the Portland TrailBlazers live in your city
-The highschool has an ATM in it
-The only crime that happens is teenagers egging cars....and it makes the local paper
-The majority of students at the high school drink and/or do drugs, yet they are academically one of the best schools in the state
-The cops have nothing better to do than pulling over people for no real reason
-Everyone asks "Are you rich?" or something along these lines when you say you are from West Linn
-There are hardly any minorities in your city
This is a generalization of WL, but it is pretty true.
West Linn is very similar to Lake Oswego
I am from West Linn, I am so cool.
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An epic f*cking douche bag. Arrogant, moronic, soul crushing b*stard with awful sh*tty music.
Person 1: "Did you see Kanye West at the VMAs?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a total douche."
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N. The exact spot that when our children's children look back and wonder what the fuck happened to our civilization. They will have their answer.
N. Kim and Kanyes baby
John: "God I wonder what went so wrong in the world"
Jim: "oh if you reference your iPhone 15 it was when Kim and Kanye decided to
Name their baby North West."
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referring to a town or village that is far removed from society
"Whats the name of that town? West Bumfuck?"
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