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A cute boy who everyone in his class.
Has a crush on
Hey Archie Weston your fit and hot
A cut boy who that one cute girl thinks is fit and both of them like each other but don’t no it
Hey Archie Weston your hot and fit
a guy who couldn't find his full name so he decided to make a definition himself
Weston Johnson: *searches name*
NO RESULTS
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.
Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
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Weston is stuiped at times and is not the nicest person and likes to inflict pain weston also has a small chode fungus knob of a penis also he looks strong but isnt
Weston an asshole
some stupid dog that lives in greenwood, has fried all but 2 brain cells, has lost all bowel contol and cant rip more than a quarter of a cone without fighting a peice of lawn in the 10 meter radius
'aw weston you shat your pants again'
'weston stop fighting your lawn, who let you smell the bud this time'