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Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

by AquilaJDM March 23, 2021


booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

by Skittles007 June 13, 2015


Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019


WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

by R. Lovejoy January 16, 2012


KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 15, 2018

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Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.

John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?

by BobbyO417 June 18, 2010

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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

by jesus caro January 30, 2008

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