Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

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page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

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page looking

To look at another players side of the screen while playing a splitscreen video game.

Dude stop page looking, thats the only reason why your winning.

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Off the page

Something or someone that has no equal, is unparalleled and unique. It/they therefore can not be listed on any page.

Louise you're off the page and on a love heart shaped post-it note stuck to the top - You always look at the post-it note first!

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jimmy page

the best guitarist ever!!!
i worship jimmy boy!!
english rockstar
member of the late yardbirds before the band split and Jimmy started the new yardbirds, later named led zeppelin. well the rest is rock history!!

member of led zeppelin (best band ever)
signature les paul- i would die for a les paul!!
worshipped the devil...but thats okay because if that makes him a good guitarist then maybe i should 2! haha

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sticky page

a page in a pornographic magazine that has been ejaculated on, thus causing it to stick to the next page

"I'll let you borrow my Penthouse, but if I find any sticky pages, I swear to god I'll kill you!"

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jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.

"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"

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