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Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants
During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!
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Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
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'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.
It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.
Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.
"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."
One's ability to speak for long durations.
"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
Another term used for farting.
"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"
A wind fluffle is a fluffle that is caused by a strong wind which messes up one's hair.
Jasmine looked precious when she was wind fluffled after sticking her head out of the car window.