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The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.
Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!
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Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right
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A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.
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a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.
or toilet paper
oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention
who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?
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The act of having to return to the washroom to wipe your ass again as you did not remove all the crap the first time.
that shit I just took was so sticky, it required a re-wipe.
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Catch phrase from "Top Dog", a reoccurring guest on YourMomsHousePodcast, about proper form for cleaning up after doing your business in airports and various other toilets. His jeans are pulled up extremely high, which helps for the wiping down process.
Tommy Buns says, "I keep getting dingleberries in my briefs!"
TopDog say, "Don't forget to wipe down!"
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Wiping your butt minutes or hours after the offending dump has been taken. Sometimes necessary when the offending dump has been particularly greasy and you can't be sure you got completely clean during the intial wipe.
I took a dump an hour ago that was so greasy that now I have to do a charity wipe.
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