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Getting violently gang-banged by a posse of large Australian men
Oy mate! The blokes and I tossed back a few too many Fosters last night and gave Sheila a wombat typhoon!
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Lunar Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials of the family Vombatidae that are native to The Moon. Living species are about 1 m (40 in) in length with small, stubby tails and weigh between 20 and 35 kg (44 and 77 lb). They are adaptable and habitat tolerant, and are found mostly around , Leibnitz Beta Plateau, including Nobel Rim 1, as well as an isolated patch of the mind while tweeting on meth.
Tommy was tweaking on meth and called the cops because Lunar Wombats where crawling through his window.
A nickname given to Australian soldiers, in particular the infantry.
This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."
The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.
'Oh crikey Maureen I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..... Wombats Live!'
The meaning of a skinny wombat is
1: that you have a micro penis and that you want to get a doctor or
2: that you are addicted to pornhub.com and you wanked your dick to hard or
3: You need to either eat a lot of facken Maccas or you need to stop eating
Man I need to become a skinny wombat
man you need some viagra
To aggressively pleasure one's wiener
After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.
When it is so cold even a wombat would be chilly.
turn off the aircon mate, it's chilly wombats