The word 'wonky' is to be used in a positive manner to describe the type of music being played. Wonky depicts a simply gripping and invigoratingly clever composition of any genre that immediately sends chills down your spine upon hearing it, whilst making you wish that this very song went on for hours.
*Radio starts smacking out a fat beat*
Garry: Wow, this is truly a wonky club banger
A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky
Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops
A word for extreme or first degree gurning.
Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.
Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!
Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!
By Nicola
Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky
A particularly muscular homosexual man
watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...