Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

Wonks

An interpretation of the word “wonky” commented by the YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth

This is looking wonks

Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

Wonk

To masturbate (Wank) then when finished proceed to eat your nut.

mario is so gay, I bet he wonks.

I wonked last night.

wonks

a word invented by Moriah Elisabeth in her video "Dollar Store Makeover", a spin-off of the word wonky.

this first layer of paint is looking a little... wonks