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something you say when things are not going great.
person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.
Though mainly used in the Gay community to signify the Bear in the relationship. With the advent of Social Media (ie. FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace etc) Guys use it as a secret way of communicating their pack matesWhen he posts woof on a certain womans posts or timeline, wall etc. He is informing his friends that this is a Bitch he wants to rape doggie style. Most women think they are being complimented when actually they are being Dissed
On FACEBOOK:
Tina: Just got home from Pilates and I'm stoked, my butts getting tight
Randal: 'Woof'
(then in private to his friends "I wanna break her over like a double barrels shotgun and jack my round in her chamber
RapeSexual Conquest
So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!
A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.
"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"
Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.
“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum
An expression of agreement and even sarcastic adherence, in response to a statement or quasi command. (Slang | colloquial). Often in text or i-message format, and less so irl/in person.
Defined: a dog-like expression, to agree, in sarcasm, with a statement made in jest or even somewhat patronizingly. Text: "That was a really good parallel parking."
Response: "Woof! I try. But thanks."