music worm

It is responsible for when a song gets stuck in your head and won't go away.

There is no known cure for music worms, but some treatments are:
Trying to replace one music worm with that of another song,
Trying to pass on your worm to another person ("host"),
Isolation from all music, TV and other forms of media (including elevators and muzak blaring grocery stores).

Oh, Mamma don't make me another meatloaf,
forget the Mac N' Cheese,
I want some fun on a bun,
I want a Manwich please!
(Repeated for 24 hours)

Damn music worm!!!! Get this out of my head!

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Dirty Worms

An addictive creation that originated in the city of Downey. The exotic dish is the result of gummy worms and KoolAid coming together for an orgasmic delight. These treats are so good that schools across Downey have banned the creation and sale of dirty worms. To make dirty worms, just lightly wet a gummy worm and then cover it with KoolAid powder. Typically eaten in a Zip-lock bag, dirty worms are a must for any candy salesman in Downey.

Hey, have you seen my dirty worms dealer? He's late in bringing me my order!

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worms armageddon

The best Worms game in the series, available for PS, N64, and PC.

"Yeah, yeah you may have kicked my ass in couter strike, but I'll own you in Worms Armageddon!"

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ear worm

Song that is stuck in your head

I have an ear worm. I keep hearing the "Jeopardy" tune over and over and over.

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Girth Worm

An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.

Did you see Philip's girth worm? It was huge!

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burp the worm

The point of ejaculation when masterbating.

I burped the worm last night and almost got in my eye.

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eye worms

Those kind of brownish transparent things floating on your eye balls. If you focus on them they keep moving and you can never make one stay still. Its like they are floating all around your eye for no reason but when you look in the mirror you cant see them. When you try to turn your head to follow them people think you are crazy and throw rocks at you.

I was following the eye worms around on my eye by turning my head and suddenly I was looking into the sun and now iam blind.

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