dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

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ass worshipping cock master

An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult

He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.

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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .

The greatest quote ever made . . . . M.L King

It was made popular by Linkin Parks 'A Thousand Suns' album (Track 11)

Check below for the full excerpt . . .

I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight . . .
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I come to this magnificent house of worship tonight because my conscience leaves me no other choice. .

A true revolution of values will lay hands on the world order and say of war: "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into veins of people nomally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.

Beyond Vietnam: A Time to Break the Silence by Rev. Martin Luther King

4 April 1967

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i will not worship lord elmo

i will not worship lord elmo

Elmo: Worship me
me: no i will not worship lord elmo

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April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.

“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”

The godly people who worshipped gods who required spleen juice to remain godly

1)These are people who worshipped godly gods who required spleen jiuce to stay godly. See Also ilge.

2)not a proper subject for a history report/project/paper/test/essay/quiz/or anyother kind of assignment involving accurate information.

Man you are such a godly person who worships gods who require spleen juice to stay godly.

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prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.

Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"