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A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.
"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."
When something someone says or does is so magnificently stupid or outrageous that you can imagine it being spread all over the internet in a matter of hours.
"Did you hear what Tom said in his best man speech?! That was so worth going viral!"
When a busty glamour model puts in her "two cents worth", or petitions for a worthy cause.
Pamela Andreson put in her two boobs worth for PETA.
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Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet
That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.
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if it's not worth it don't do it
Skeppy: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: SKEPPY STOP SAYING THAT
SKEPPY: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.
I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.
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A nice leather jacket that also is a bullet proof vest .
The thug shot the man but was dumb strucken when the bullet was just lodged in the man's new $400 dollar leather jacket that was bullet proof.
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