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An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Adj.
Describing anything that is cool/awesome/badass enough to ride a horse at anytime and it is always appropriate.
"Yea, Batman is pretty horse worthy."
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If a picture or a sentence is "worthy" of myspace.
*friend 1* Hey you like this picture?
*friend 2* Yea, its totaly myspace worthy!
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When something is worthy of being laughed out loud at.
"Did you see Superbad?"
"Yeah, it was pretty funny, but not lol worthy."
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a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour
oh my god, she's ripped her underwear
aww, she's a bit behind!
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murk = to destroy, kill or murder something/someone. Murk-worthy is something/someone deserving of being murked. You can murk something you like or dislike.
Wow, that steak smells so good, it's definitely murk-worthy!
Her new boyfriend is murk-worthy, he's such a jerk.
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a term for a status a band has reached, in other words meaning legendary, that they will not grow old and are down in the books for good as a tattoo of them will last you the rest of your days.
john: put some pink floyd on mate you cant go wrong, they are tattoo worthy.
mansfield: dude i wanna get a new tat
eric: get a zeppelin one man they are tattoo worthy.
jack: check my new tat bro!
adam: what the fuck were you thinking, backstreet boys are definately not tattoo worthy, that gay ones face is gonna be on your left buttock for the rest of your sorry life.
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