your mum on acid

An extension to the popular 'your mum' or 'your momma' insult. Can be used to shoot down those with a poor repatoir of retorts.

Dan: Fuck you!
Tim: Your Mum!
Dan: Your Mum: On acid.

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Suck Your Mum

A phrase to shout when someone insults your tea drinking habits, or when they complain about you praying to that picture of the queen on your wall.

Person One: "Stop drinking that disgusting tea!"
Person Two: "Suck your mum!"

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your mum gay

A phrase that is commonly said to insult a loser who has done you dirty. Also said right before making out.

“Hey dumbass! Your mum gay!”
I said “your mum gay” to her and then we made out for 10 minutes.

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your mum

An insult used by those who have a minimal vocabulary*. Usually in an attempt to upset or hurt the person who dared to insult this person by trying to undermine their mother. Never followed by anything. For example - Your mum smells etc...

It is related to another insult in this wonderful array of words.

Ya Mam.

This insult is gramatically incorect showing that the persons incoherency is shocking by using this insult. Futhermore, Ya is not a word.

Overall, Your Mum is a Pointless insult. Used by chavs for chavs.

* In this case, minimal vocabulary means words like food, beer & usually swear words.

What

Yeh, Your mum

What, I'll bang you out

!That sort of thing!

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your mum gay

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

smell your mum

Smell your mum or smell ur maaaaa is a very good way of telling someone their mum is a fucking stinker

Ayy mate smell your mum

Why

Cuz she fucking stinks

your mums kes

A new language that addies invented that expresses how she feels when on drugs

"Did you hear about your mums kes ?. Yes I heard its addies chosen language when she's on drugs"