Yak Attack

Getting talked at excessively by someone who doesn't let you speak; a one-sided conversation where the other person keeps on talking at you to the point where you just want to get away from that person.

My father-in-law came over for a visit this week-end and he did a yak attack on me.

Yak milk

the milk of a yak

I like me some yak milk

Yak Shaving

When the Great Yak comes to shave in your sink and leaves behind his Shaving scum for you to find in the morning!

Oh joy! Merry Yak Shaving! The Great Yak has come up my toilet and left me his Shaving scum! I ought to show this to all the kids at school! I'll finally be the cool kid!!!!

yak shaving

The process of removing hair from a yak using a traditional shaving method, typically involving a razor blade, or another sharp tool, to scrape away hairs from the skin's surface.

Teacher:
"Where is Robby today?"
Student:
"Robby is busy yak shaving."
Teacher:
"Interesting. I had forgotten that yak farmers had to worry about that this time of year."
Robby's girlfriend:
"Yeah, he really needed to shave his yaks."

Yak mouth

A particularly long-winded person who becomes an annoyance and a nuisance, due to their inability to read the room and shut the f*ck up

Sorry I’m late! The cashier at the grocery store was a total yak mouth, and didn’t notice the huge line forming at his register behind me

Heen Yak

The words you say after you have trolled someone.

After Sammy was severely trolled, Billy screamed "Heen Yak!" into the microphone.

Yak pimpin

The act of spooning yaks to relieve stress from the yaks. It is recommended to yak pimp after a hard day's climb. Petting the yaks is also encouraged during this.

Yo, Rebecca was yak pimpin so hard last night.