Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.
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Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor
guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"
Considered a safe phrase
1. To agree to disagree
2. You have the right to your opinion, but at the same time go fuck yourself; and the horse you road up on
Person 1:
"I don't care to much for your overused phrases"
Person 2:
"Well, you are entitled to your opinion"
Person 1:
Yes, indeed I am.
playing it safe....huh?
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how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.
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This is a meme phrase from a tv series called a serbian film
It's mainly spread through discord and tiktok it's become a legendary meme
It's popular among meme legends that participated in "cum wars" and the "abusement park" gc
You can find it easily on discord
famous youtubers such as big nick, oompa loompa gaurdian, lebron cum juice v2 and tittysplitter have made these jokes famous
for the nerds artur is a character from the game zelda that gets referenced in a movie
Just to clarify artur is not a real person
Hey man you're taking too long don't pull a artur why you not do your homework on me
Yeah bruh
Bruh deez nutz you pulled it you idiot!
haha
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NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
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when you are doing something semi or half legal, but possibly immoral/amoral, politically speaking (excluding the 2016 presidential campaign) because you think that you have no other choice
James Comey of the FBI should ignore the comment you are out of your lane when it comes his way; he should empanel a grand jury by possibly going to the Supreme Court of The United States