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One of the most told lies of all time.
I love you...
LIAR
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The three words that can change your life in a positive or negative way. They are very powerful so be careful how you use them. You could really hurt someone.
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When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.
Example of Involuntary "Love You"...
Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"
Boss: "uh..."
**BIG uncomfortable silence**
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1) sent some money/bling/cheese/cheddar
2) thinking of you, sending regards
Hey Thomas, I owe you some money, so I sent you some love!
three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.
"i love you"
LIE..
"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...
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The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.
Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...
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The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?
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