miss your face

A phrase used to indicate that one misses the physical presence and nearness of another. Often used on the internet or Facebook.

Amanda: "I've been away forever!!! I cannot wait to see you tomorrow!"
Julie: "I know! It's been way too long. I miss your face!"

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Balls on your face

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.

Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

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fix your face

a term used to essentially say "go fuck yourself" to a potential adversary.

Idiot or moron: acting aggressive, looking to fight, or being otherwise bothsome

Certified G: bitch, fix your face. COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKA

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So is your face

A come back which throws your opponent so far off the argument, that you HAVE to win the fight! If done right, no can defend against!

I don't want you to ever talk to your friend Tina again.

Really, why not?

Becuase she's a bitch and she stinks.

Well, so is your face!

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Fuck Your Face

A vulgar hybrid of the classic "kiss my ass" and "fuck you" insults.

A person says "fuck your face" to exhibit a deep hatred of everything another person embodies as people are generally identified by their faces. Contrary to how it sounds, it is meant only to express deep hatred and is not in any way a request for future action by the recipient.

"First of all, fuck your face Laura."

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CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.

YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE

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so's your face

A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.

From Scrubs:

JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!

Elliot: J.D.--

J.D.: So's your face.

Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.

J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.

Carla: J.D., that's stupid.

J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!

JD leaves victorious.

Laster that day:

Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?

J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!

Elliot: So's your face!

J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!

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