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Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes
Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D
You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?
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Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.
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What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.
Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.
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When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.
Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.
The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.
"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Its when your Girl romps you cowgirl style!
Yo Has she bent your dick yet?
Nah man, im always on top!
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