A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows heβs a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.
Oh yeah Zach, total heart throb cheater.
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If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when heβs with certain friends. But when heβs with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.
Zach is the best person Iβve ever had rock my world.-JM
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A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, itβs not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. Itβs recommended to stay away.
βHey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.β
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An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.
βOh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!β
βI swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.β
βOMG! Zachβs here, iβm drooling!β
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