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The biggest scammer you will ever meet. His weed is average. He got noodle arms and gorilla fingers. He dick is...meh.
Oh you got scammed? Was his name Zack?
a rare mix of a Zack and a kangaroo. is also known for his head to look like a chode
the Zack a roo can only be found staring at peoples ass
the least majestic species of zacks. They often get yelled at for no reason and are a big try hard at basketball. The most annoying out of the friend group and often try to fit it but gets bullied. they are irrelevant, talkative, (in the bad way).
Ugly zack: guys my mom died
Ellison: shut up ugly zack.
A horny creep who sleeps with a lot of women, most of whom are very ugly and annoying.
At bar:
"Hey has anyone seen Gollum from lord of the rings?"
"Yea, I think it went home with Zack"
Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.
Hey look at Zack Merrick! hes Diddy Kong stomping all over the place
the main character in final fantasy: crisis core. Was Aeriths first boyfriend before... you know he and Aerith died... :/
A second Class SOLDIER in the beginning of the game. Joined SOLDIER in hopes of becoming a hero.
"embrace your dreams." - said by just about everyone in this game
"so... does this make me a hero?" - Zack Fair
Whats your dream? To make 1st?
Zack: no. To become a hero.
Impossible dreams are best.
Zack: uh, thanks...
"so you wanna be in soldier? Hang in there." - Zack Fair to Cloud
"we're friends... right?" Zack Fair to Cloud
"CLOUD! RUUUUN!" Zack Fair to Cloud
Tseng: your gonna save Zacks life. I have 88 letters for him.
Cissnei: I know. I havent even told him my real name.