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Any person who lives 10x faster than the average human being. Always running throughout the halls, bumping into people and just in general has a sense of urgency. Commonly found in the bathroom covered in beans. Zoom Nigga will find himself stuck in bathroom stalls yelling for help before eventually squeezing himself through the stall door.
Person 1: "Hey, what is up with that guy covered in beans yelling at people through the door in the bathroom stall?"
Person 2: " I don't know but that is a Zoom Nigga if i have ever seen one, just wait till he comes out."
When you're in more than 4 hours of zoom video conference calls in one day.
Significant other: You look awful. What happened? You: I was in zoom jail for 7 hours today.
At the end of a movie that is usually shown on USA network, SCI-FI or any other channel for that matter, where the upper or sometimes lower screen(usually where the credits run), are so damn tiny that it makes no sense to even show them.
The other day I was watching Wayne's World on USA and when they ran the credits, they were credit zooming because you couldn't even make out who was in the movie. Ya know, who played who?
the loss of awareness of your surroundings while working or doing school on zoom all day long
I was so far into my zoom cave I had no idea my neighbor was on my front lawn to return my escaped dog.
The zoom sweats occur when you inexplicably perspire while in a virtual meeting.
"Damn, I really need to take a shower. That virtual class gave me the zoom sweats."
when you have sex over zoom chat.
hey,want to have zoom sex babe?