I can't dance

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

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can't stump the trump

When someone attempts to take down Donald Trump by attacking him.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.

A. Did you see what happened when Hillary tried to stump Trump by calling him a sexist?

B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?

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I can't even...

An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".

Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!

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Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.

Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'

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DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

Dreams cannot be bought

Bruno: DREAMS CAN'T BE BUY

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I just can't

When you are at a loss of words due to someone else's stupidity.

person 1: Walk straight into a wall
person 2: *facepalm* I just can't... I just can't with you anymore.

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I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

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