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A mitigated alternative for the commonly used curse word fuck. Could be used in settings where using curse words is frowned upon.
Duck, I just failed my AP Chemistry test.
the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard
(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck
1. good birbo who is cute on the outside but evil on the inside
2. what an iphone autocorrects to when you say fuck
1. that little duck over there is an asshole, he just bite me
2. and i have said what the duck more times than i care to count. -GradeAUnderA
The autocorrect for "fuck" on iPhones
Person A: duck you
Person B: what?
Person B: fuck* sorry auto correct
Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.
Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?
Ducks are an annoying kind of species that steal your food and never shut up.
Theu swim in water and are very loud.
You were sitting at the pond enjoying ypur food while staring at the glowing sun, suddenly you hear a very loud sound
"QUACK!!" the duck screamed as it splashed through the water. You realized it was coming after you, The duck opend its mouth and grabbed you from the hair and slammed you into the water.It quickly and sneakily went for the food in your hand, "QuaCK!" it screamed in victrory and evilness, laughing at you as it swam off into the sun. You were shocked as you were coverd in water and had no food!.