feet that are unusually large, hairy with defined yet long and curvy nails , also see zuhair
whoa look at zuhairs hobbit feet
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When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.
The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.
A term for smoking weed.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.
Tonight I had a Hobbit dinner, wish it was more complex.
When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.
Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!
A person who has expensive taste and/or hobbies but does not have money to satisfy it.
That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.