An absolute cunt. He will snake you when he gets the chance. Don't trust a twat named this.
P.s also a shit name
"Hey have you seen Jonah, I heard he's an absolute cunty snake"
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Gay Faggot Retard, Who fucks his sister. Jonah will always break the bro code and be a total ass. Jonah deserves to get penis cancer.
βDid Jonah fuck his sister again?β- ashton
βSure didβ- breyan
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A fat pig who's life revolves around donuts and minecraft. He is the biggest molester you will ever meet if you see him run just run! And finally he wants to rape you so please if you see him report thanks!
"Look at that Jonah over there he's so fat and ugly"
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A Fucking Gay man who is attracted to gay teachers.
That kid just Jonahed Mr. Elbeasy
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He may seem like the most perfect, hot and charming guy ever. In reality, he doesn't give a shit and will break your heart continuously and refuse to stop. STOP LOOKING AT THOSE CUTE DEFINITIONS
Also like his name starts with J what did u expect...
"Hey girl I just got rejected?"
"Jonah again?"
"Yeah he's a dick..."
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brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette
girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post
Me: YES HE IS SO HOT
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