Kiwi tree

An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......

Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....

Kiwi expat

Kiwi (non-derogatory) meaning a person from New Zealand, or less commonly Australia, and Expat meaning Expatriate. A person from New Zealand who moved to another country (usually on a whim or for work).

"I'm a Kiwi expat, here for a job that pays better than back home."

"Did you see that new intern?"
- "Yeah, I heard she's a Kiwi expat."
"Yup, fresh off a plane on Saturday."
- "For the welcome party, let's give her something with the New Zealand flag on it!"

Kiwi kiss

Like an Aussie kiss, but next door.

I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.

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Kiwi Slang

It’s a informal way of talking used by New Zealanders

“Wanna go to the pools?”
“Yeah nah”
“Is that kiwi slang?”
“Yeah, nah”

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Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

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Kiwi

A codeword for Lhiam Andrews-Bancroft.

For some reason, Kiwi is tied to chicken fingers in my brain.

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Bobbing for Kiwis

Fellatio

We didn't actually "do it", she just went bobbing for kiwis.

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