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A german custom to find a victim to perform a necessary but unpolular task.
Everyone screams "habs ned" and the last one has do it.
A: "we're out of beer"
A: "habs ned"
B: "habs ned"
C: "verdammt" <--- lost
To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.
Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
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A man who says that he loves his wife but has a consensual workplace relationship with an employee
I love my wife! im ned fulmer!
A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.
First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."
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a victorian bushranger (early gangsta) who killed people, robbed banks and did many bad things and is classed as a hero in australian history
damn you steal from the rich and kkep it for yourslef your like a modern day Ned Kelly
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Code between jamming buddies to use the Flanger effect pedal on the guitar for the song they're about to play.
A warm hearted reference to Ned Flanders, neighbor of The Simpsons.
Ex ;
E - " What pedal you gonna use for that ? "
M - " Dude ! Ned Flangers man ! "
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Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.
FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.
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