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vauxhall nova

Preferred ned(aka chav)mode of transport, Vauxhall Nova's can typically be seen pointlessly wasting fuel in the city and town centres of our country as well as many of our nation's country parks(see strathycruise.com).

These vehicles are very rarely seen in their original factory configuration, many having been purchased by neds/chavs, who have a strong desire to own hard looking sports cars that will impress 12 year old nedettes/chavettes that they are looking to pursue sexual relations with.

Typically a Vauxhall Nova will have been retrofitted with many after market modifications which include, noise polluting large bore exhausts which typically double as shelters for tramps, pointless bonnet air scoop(no intercooling mechanism or forced induction turbo charging system that would require such a scoop is fitted), a "spoiled" spoiler similar in scale to the average wing of a boeing 747 aircraft is fitted to the rear, a gaudy body kit, neon lights on the windscreen washers and under the car, and a stereo system with a sub-woofer that requires so much power that it typically overloads the car's electrical system, similar sound systems can be found in Stadiums or shopping malls also most nova's are fitted with alloy wheels so large that it gives the car the appearance of a monster truck.

Nova's are also found with a large amount of rust on all body panels and sills, some neds/chavs will attempt to rectify this situation, by applying large amounts of filler paste to the affected area's giving the car an uneven and bumpy appearance, in some cases the repair of rust will trigger the painting of the car in a hideous vomit inducing hue.

Vauxhall nova's of this type will have the standard 1.2 or 1.4 vauxhall engine, and will often attempt to race other vehicles with a significantly more powerful engines, this will typically end in humilation for the ned/chav driving the vehicle and can greatly reduce his change of sexual intercourse with the 12 year old nedette/chavette that is often found in these vehicles as an after market modification.

Examples of this type of Vauxhall Nova can be found adourning the pages of Max power magazine each month.

Nova's in their original factory configuration are typically smoky old rust buckets owned by irritating old pensioners who just should'nt be driving.

"How do you fit 6 neds in a Vauxhall Nova???"

by Kasei October 19, 2004

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terra nova

A predominatly white High School in the foggy suburb of Pacifica California. It features a tiger mascot, and is one of the heaviest drinking schools California.

The Terra Nova students showed their lackluster attitudes at the football game.

by Schwank August 6, 2005

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Nova Scotia

Best fucking province in Canada!!

NS is the fucking bomb man ! So much better then any of them other places up there !

by *~*Miranda*~* December 29, 2005

461πŸ‘ 181πŸ‘Ž


nova boards

a hell hole run by hitler himself, Jacko the wacko.

Jack bought nova boards for $25 000 to fuck it all up

by jazzberri January 21, 2004

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Nova Usagi

Nova Usagi, or 'Nova Rabbit', is the mascot of the latest ad campaign by Japanese eikaiwa company Nova. It's a strange hot-pink bunny with a yellow beak for a mouth, can be found singing his own weird song in the adverts he appears in - 'ippai kikete, ippai shabereru' - translated - 'you can hear a lot, you can speak a lot'.

Massively popular in Japan, and seen as incredibly cute, since his appearance the merchandising has made a few hundred million yen for Nova. Nova Usagi Chan also has his own cd, which features many remixes of his strange little song...

'ippai kikete, ippai shabereru' ... 'aren't I the coolest bunny?'

by Nova Usagi October 13, 2003

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


nova scotia

Nova Scotia is an Eastern Canadian province. It boasts some the most beautiful scenery in all of Canada. Nova Scotia is the place to go if you want to experience nature, an abundance of wildlife and a place that has not been tainted by the "big city" mentality that so much of our world seems to have these days. Don't listen to these other obviously mean-spirited individuals on this site, Nova Scotian's are some of the friendliest people you will ever meet and they welcome visitors with open arms. Nova Scotia is also known for its fishing communities, quality restaurants, and thriving nightlife. If you do your research and plan your trip well you will have the time of your life in Nova Scotia and I guarantee you, you will not want to leave.
The comment about elderly people visiting Nova Scotia is true but it is not because Nova Scotia is not worth seeing...it is because they know from experience and wisdom what alot of people do not, Nova Scotia is a true gem...and that is that.

Nova Scotia, Canada Part of the Maritimes and the Atlantic Provinces

by NaturalBeauty1111 June 7, 2007

337πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Bossa Nova

In the late 1950s and early '60s, songwriters like the classically-trained Antonio Carlos "Tom" Jobim and the soft-voiced guitarist JoΓ£o Gilberto created a smoother, jazz-influenced version of the Samba - which itself was a product of the nation's poorer classes. Middle-class Brazilians preferred the newer sound, which was dubbed Bossa Nova, or "The New Way." Bossa Nova is velvet sophistication atop a feathery five-against-four rhythm, and is most famously epitomized by Gilberto's "Girl from Ipanema." American jazzmen like Stan Getz - who went on to collaborate frequently with Gilberto and Herbie Mann visited Brazil and brought the Bossa Nova to international attention. Some commercial distortion followed, but Bossa Nova continues to influence modern Brazilian pop and other regional styles today.

Bossa Nova: Antonio Carlos Jobim Aka Tom Jobim, Astrud Gilberto, Bebel Gilberto, Baden Powell, Eliane Elias, Elis Regina, JoΓ£o Gilberto, Nara LeΓ£o, SΓ©rgio Mendes, Stan Getz, Maria Rita, Sitti Navarro, Rosalia De Souza, Celso Fonseca, Luiz BonfΓ‘, Carlos Lyra, Tamba Trio, Gal Costa, Seu Jorge, Vinicius de Moraes.

by β™« Highway to Hell β™« September 17, 2010

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