Briefcase Buddies

A term used by Sam-I-Am showing his excitement that he and his new "bestfriend" have matching briefcases. "Briefcase Buddies" is a term coming from the show "Green Eggs and Ham" marking the "friendship" of Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I.

Sam-I-Am: Oh wow! Look at this! We're BRIEFCASE BUDDIES!!! It's like finding a matching so flake...
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!

jerk buddy

Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.

Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."

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Dab Buddy

🔥 That one BUDDY who you always DAB with and is always DOWN for a DAB

🔥 Dab Buddy is always down for a DAB

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Texting Buddies

When you text someone a lot, get really close to and hang out often.

Oh yeah Maura and I are texting buddies.

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taste buddy

noun: A person who shares the same likes and dislikes in food.

"You also hate asparagus? We're such taste buddies!"
"If I don't know what to eat, I ask my taste buddy"
"If I think it's delish, so does my taste buddy!"

Sugar buddy

A non sexual relationship where one friend financially carries the other friend in times of no money.

A term developed in Soquel California

Cody forgot his wallet at home so I had to be his sugar buddy this afternoon

nutterbutter buddies

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."