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Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.
Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.
a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.
did you see what john did today?!
yea, hes just a douche bag.
Douche Bag....
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag
George W. Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
"What a couple of fucking douche bags"
The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.
I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.
When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response
Brett Williams is a douche bag